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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
echosong971
herbertwest

Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.

herbertwest

There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop. THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT'S PEOPLE.'

If you are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a really good meat pie, you have to know it's people. Do you see any cows? No, they all apocalypsed. It's your neighbor.

herbertwest

If you're served food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, ask yourself these questions first:

  1. Do I trust the person feeding me?
  2. Is this meat fresh, and if so, have there been any livestock non-apocalypsed recently?
  3. Have I seen Kevin within the past week?
  4. Am I willing to commit the penultimate culinary taboo? (The ultimate culinary taboo is putting pineapple on pizza, a crime I regularly commit)
evilkitten3

5. how much did i even like kevin, really

funny to be fair kevin was always a bit of a twat
voulinn
ampervadasz

Unmute !

chibikittens

That’s the most “meow” meow I’ve ever heard

takineko

SHE’S SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET

summer-skye-64

@is-the-cat-video-cute this is probably fine, I’m just curious

is-the-cat-video-cute

Rating: Cute

this kitten is vocalizing its annoyance, and it is indeed vocalizing it AT the water, as if the water is going to take a hint and stop being wet and gross on its paw.

milky-milky-way

you WET miette? you wet her paw like the fish???? oh! oh! jail for water! jail for water for One Thousand Years!!!!

funny cats
voulinn
antimony-medusa

Btw, if you have not had tragedy dropped on you before, grief does fuck you up in unexpected and physical ways. If you can’t sleep or sleep more than expected or have more or reduced appetite, or energy goes weird— your brain just had a bunch of emotions dropped on it and sometimes it reacts by hitting every button in your brain. It will pass. Just try to not get too frustrated with yourself.

It’s also fine if you feel normal. Grief literally hits everybody differently, and some people are made to be able to to keep the farm going the day after a death, and some of us turn into sleepless gargoyles and get really into trying to help, and some of us are just unspeakably sad. Grief is weird. Be kind to yourself.

antimony-medusa

Something else I want to say is that grief is cyclical. It is very common to go "why am I just a wreck today/this week" and then you check the calandar and see that something awful happened at this time last year. Or a couple years ago. Or a decade ago (my decembers are a wash every year).

So if you find yourself having memory issues or unaccountably grumpy or anxious for no reason or however it hits you, be gentle with yourself.

aphnxrising

also I would like to add something grief and mourning also shows up for events that may not be tragedies (or well tragedies in the traditional sense)


say for instance you just got your dream job and it seems to be going well and you're only there for a short amount of time and then you get laid off by no fault of your own. there will be grief, and you should allow yourself to mourn this loss but realistically it may not be considered a "tragedy" because theoretically you can possibly go out and get a similar job. This grief is just as valid and please give yourself space to feel your feelings